National Ex-Spouse Day — 14 April

On a scale of one to Adele, how are you feeling today? When we tell you it’s National Ex-Spouse Day this April 14, is that going to make you blast “Someone Like You” and cry into your ice cream?

No need.

National Ex Spouse Day, curiously inserted into the calendar exactly two months after Valentine’s Day, has become a time to reflect on the positive moments you shared with your ex. That’s correct. Look — you married them. There must have been something you liked — that is, before they snapped.

Think of them fondly — before celebrating the fact that they’re gone.